Day of Mothers

And God declared, "let Women give birth to Child."
And shortly after, corporation said, "Let us profit from this child bearing"
And so was mothers day created.
And possibly, after a minute delay, the feminists cried out
"And what of single independent mothers day"
And the crowds went silent.

And yet, aren't all specials days, birthdays, public holidays and not to mention religious holidays, equally fabrications of the human mind? And should they not all be seen as real or fake as one another? One might suggest that the only key difference is the relevance of the holiday to the individual, and the general population.

So this mothersday, we went out for breakfast. I won't bore you with the delicious details of my exquiste meal, but i did shortly after make offering of a soft grey upper garment to the childbearer of my family, and it was well recieved.

So too did I cook dinner tonight, simple and yet, enjoyed by all.

And finally, I had some other crap to say, but I can't quite recall at the moment. Oh yes, that's it. I quite possibly invented a cocktail. If it already exists, then it will be with great dismay that i hear of it. I am aware that similar variants to this cocktail do however exist. It is quite simple:

The "unlikely Andrew"

1 part (shot) vodka.
1 part (shot) blue curacao.
2 parts apple juice (as fresh as possible)
Garnish with a chunk of apple.

Very sweet, and somewhat strong.

Thats all for now!

- Andrew