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Malt.

Yesterday quite late at night as i adjusted my keyboard, a malteser rolled along the desk and gave me quite a fright - thought it was some weird bug.

Also, getting out of the shower, I had this random sketch appear in my head about some guy dressed like a vampire - maybe he was - sitting all alone in a somber castle but with a party hat and an empty table. He asks his servant why none of the guests have shown up for his birthday - again. Cut to invitation "Join me in my in Impenetrable castle to celebrate another year of afterlife." Optional cut to partgoers unsuccessfully attempting to breach castle walls in humerous manner.